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i came up with this at work today.


12 swinging hammocks

11 shredded socks

10 squeaky toys

9 hours sleeping

8 jingle balls

7 cardboard tubes

6 box forts

5 (hundred) peed on things

4 poo feets

3 crinkle sacks

2 human slaves

And a yoggie pile under the tree
 

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lol, thats funny :)
 

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"5 (hundred) peed on things" is my favourite, because it's so very very true, and rhymes with:


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

Which is the best bit of the song.
 

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My favorite too... you do not know how hard it is keeping rats off of warm cosey (and very very expensive) stereo equipment.

I am not sure shorts due to rat markings are a part of the warranty on my amp.
 

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SamsterAndRocky said:
did any one notice that there are an odd number of shredded socks?
thats because the washing machine ate one...
 

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SamsterAndRocky said:
crapola said:
SamsterAndRocky said:
did any one notice that there are an odd number of shredded socks?
thats because the washing machine ate one...
no thats cuz the rats took one an hid it so u couldnt find it....either that or rats cant count to 12
nah, in my house, the washing machine eats socks... or they sink, never to be seen again, through the floor in my daughters room....
 
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