[Poppyseed]

Hobbes typed: mejekj0r69 bjfmn5

I'll translate:

Dear ratty friends:

Mom's teeth smell funny. She needs them cleaned. I wanna be good rodentist clean teeth keep mom happy! Mom says she needs dentist so I be one. How you become good dentist? Don't want to be like duck noise mom says. Hobbes hear ducks all time, very dumb wet things. Hobbes no like wet. Give tips please thanks! Yoggies too! Girlies welcome to help specially! More teeth good more speriance more clean yummy teeth! Mom fraid will bite tongue on accident makes funny laugh noise when I clean. Tell her settle down let me do my job! Best to clean in morning cause smell yum peppermint!!

Love to friends and licks and teeth clean kissy kiss!
Hobbes

 

[Forensic]

Psst! Hey Hobbes! My name's Puck! I'm no girlie, but I gots a yoggie. You like fruity kind? Smells good. I also gots tip about dentistry. When Mommy keeps mouth closed don't nip at her mouth to gets her to open it. She makes squeaks when you do that and makes you sad.

I go plays now. Mommy's coming back to 'puter.

 

[SamsterAndRocky]

yo, hobbes and puck.... im rocky (i like to 'fight' and box) i have a tip, if mum has her mouth closed lick the corners of it and her lips...dont bite though, she wont like that....if u do it just right she'll open her lips, its just a snap to pry her teeth open after that....... if u lick her tounge she'll gigle and say it tickles...AND SHE MIGHT LICK BACK.....oops gotta go, mums looking for me again and i dont want finded yet (she left my door open again.....i always come home though)

 

[Poppyseed]

Many thanks out there! So good to see ratty bucks take good care of hooman teeth! I so worry cause mom's teeth are white not pretty orange! Is that normal?!

I'm new to rodentistry. Just started last week and surprised mom. I had two homes before my mom. I'm from Canada but Canada not good place, least to me. I was 'rescued' and fed good food after that! Went to new mom but new mom had parent issues so now to this mom. I am well travel rat. Want to take care of mom's teeth, maybe she keep me for life!! How you make mom's teeth orange?

 

[DFW_Rat_Luvr]

OH MY GOD I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Seriously, this is the BEST thnig Ive read in FOREVER!!!!

 

[Poppyseed]

Dear Ratfriends,

I think rodentistry was a phase. Don't care for it no more. Still give mom kisses though! And boggle while under big screen thing she sits by! Mom giggles when I boggle. Don't see the big deal!