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What would you say? I think I've compiled a list of my girlies, would go a bit like this...
1. It is NOT 'too much trouble', to go down one ladder to piddle in the litter box as opposed to the fleece
2. The fleece is attached to the cage by those wee clamps for a reason, yanking on it to throw it down to the bottom isn't the end purpose of the game
3. There is NOTHING of interest over that way when you're standing/balanced precariously on the edge of that table at the end of the couch.
4. Gravity is NOT your friend
5. When you're both getting your treats from our breakfast/lunch/dinner, there is absolutely NO reason of either one of you to be STANDING on the head of the other one
6. The Doberman does NOT need a Rat GPS to help her navigate the house. Please refrain from attempting to ride her, it freaks her out, that's why she freezes like that.
7. Clothing does NOT need to be 'vented' by Rattie Lace techniques
8. Neither one of you have gone to school for Rodentistry, get your heads out of our mouths please
9. Eyelashes aren't food
10. After sleeping all morning in my shirt, the CAR is hardly the time to suddenly become animated
1. It is NOT 'too much trouble', to go down one ladder to piddle in the litter box as opposed to the fleece
2. The fleece is attached to the cage by those wee clamps for a reason, yanking on it to throw it down to the bottom isn't the end purpose of the game
3. There is NOTHING of interest over that way when you're standing/balanced precariously on the edge of that table at the end of the couch.
4. Gravity is NOT your friend
5. When you're both getting your treats from our breakfast/lunch/dinner, there is absolutely NO reason of either one of you to be STANDING on the head of the other one
6. The Doberman does NOT need a Rat GPS to help her navigate the house. Please refrain from attempting to ride her, it freaks her out, that's why she freezes like that.
7. Clothing does NOT need to be 'vented' by Rattie Lace techniques
8. Neither one of you have gone to school for Rodentistry, get your heads out of our mouths please
9. Eyelashes aren't food
10. After sleeping all morning in my shirt, the CAR is hardly the time to suddenly become animated