i'm Gregor Samsa, the name my human mommy gave me.
i was borned on the 24 of June and will be 2 this year!
mommy and me are best friends. we take care of each other.
i'm very friendly, and wasn't even scared to take a picture with Santa!
i'm scared of the vet. she smells funny.
i'm friends with a lot of people, and the dogs and cats here.
do you want to be my friend?
i'm mostly like to eat, sleep, scamper, and play.
i know about 35 human words, and am maybe as smart as
a 5 year old baby (human.)
i'm especially in charge of my mommy. if she needs me
or is sad, i take care of her.
she doesn't know what she would do without me.
mommy is good to me with toys and good food and playtime, too.
she taught me the words "love" and "Gregor" and "kissy."
do you want a kissy? i'll give you one!
i'm getting tired, but...oh! i'll tell you
i have my own "room" in my "house," and I keep my good
stuff there, and when i'm in there, no one ever bothers me.
it's peaceful. i have a good house with lots to do and here it is.
ok, nap time for me!