In case the title didn't give it away, I'm a little (well, a lot) P.O.'d about something. I'll elaborate, and maybe you can think of something to do.
Maybe you have heard of the USA-based company, "Orkin." They are a "pest-control" service, and, up until last night, I thought that they meant bugs. (All previous commercials have shown bugs to represent "pests.") But last night, I saw a new commercial, which FLAT OUTRIGHT LIES!
They had bugs, as per the usual, but they also added something to the beginning and end of the commercial. Same visual shot, and same words being spoken in the voice-over, both at the start and end of the commercial.
Orkin is, of course, trying to give you reasons to hire them.
The shot (used twice) in question shows two lovely, brown (colored) rats, not even as large as my Augustus, crawling around on top of an OPEN trash can full of goodies. The spoken words are, "Pests can carry disease," or at least, that's the upshot of it.
So, I saw this ad for the first time last night, and I'm talking to my TV:
"That's a bald-faced lie! This is not the truth! You can't advertise this!" (The TV had no comment at the time.)
OK, not that this is really my point, but first of all, ~anyone~ who leaves an OPEN trash can (no lid) full of "goodies" outside is bound to attract all kinds of "pests." If you're not smart enough to Put The Lid On, not only will rats and mice show up, but so will raccoons, possums, skunks, wild cats, and whomever else is roaming around that is interested in, well, a large container of "dinner."
#1. Put a lid, or better, a locking lid, on your outside trash can.
The BIG deal, though, is that they are lying! I've read a lot of books and internet articles, and had many conversations with vets, and everyone says that rats do not pass diseases on to humans!
There is ~one~ very rare disease that you can get from a rat, called "Rat Scratch Fever," but it's so rare that people don't even usually talk about it. (If you get it from a cat, it's called "cat scratch fever.") NOTHING else.
Just to make sure, I called up my vet today, to do a double-check. I told her that the rats in question were wild, not pets, and asked about diseases. She said that "rat diseases" stay in the "rat communities," and get passed from rat to rat. They do NOT carry rabies, or any of the other popular "mammal" illnesses. Everybody likes to bring up the Bubonic Plague, and blame it on the rats, but actually, again, the rats cannot transfer the Plague to humans. The plague was spread by fleas who lived on the rats, and then jumped onto the humans.
After a long discussion with my vet, who said, and I quote, "I've been in business for 21 years, and have never even heard of this kind of problem," we concluded that the worst that could possibly happen is that you might get bitten by a wild rat, and, if you didn't take care of the bite, you could get an infection. (Of course, the rat would prefer to run, and ANY bite should be checked out so it doesn't get infected.)
So...let's go back to our two brown "rat pests" crawling around in the garbage can. "Pests can spread disease."
2. WRONG. "Pests," like, say, mosquitos, can spread disease. However, RATS, which was what was being shown on the screen, can NOT spread disease to humans.
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Here is a worst-case scenario regarding Mr. and Mrs. "Pest Rat:"
Someone stupid leaves a garbage can full of food open, which the rats find. After awhile, they figure out that the food comes from the HOUSE - so they try to get into the house, to find more food. If they succeed in entering the house, and are in a cabinet when a human doesn't know it, the human might reach for something, and the rat might feel trapped, and bite.
That's all. That's it. The whole thing.
(Well, I suppose it could get worse...they could have babies. But this is not a problem...just trap them in a "humane" trap, and release the family out in a field, together.)
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Orkin is, more or less saying, "We have to kill these things because they're dangerous."
But the truth is, they're not. Are we killing dogs, cats, and other mammals because they might bite, and our bite might get infected? This is ridiculous!
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The last time I checked, it's ~illegal~ in the USA to make false claims in an ad.
I would like to sue Orkin for Slander, and Defamation of Character, but I can see where this is going; if I were a judge, I'd throw the case out, because ~only the rats being slandered~ can sue, and...I'm not one.
I DO intend to call a lot, and make a general "pest" (hee hee) of myself, but I doubt that I'll get anywhere. I'll wind up talking to people who have no power over the commercials.
So, I really don't know what to do. (If anyone else here wants to call Orkin and "bug" them along with me, I wouldn't mind.
)
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If what Orkin is doing is legal, then it would also be legal for me to buy commercial air-time, and tell people how much weight they can lose eating only chocolate and potato chips!
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Friends, now that I'm mad, what do I do next?
Maybe you have heard of the USA-based company, "Orkin." They are a "pest-control" service, and, up until last night, I thought that they meant bugs. (All previous commercials have shown bugs to represent "pests.") But last night, I saw a new commercial, which FLAT OUTRIGHT LIES!
They had bugs, as per the usual, but they also added something to the beginning and end of the commercial. Same visual shot, and same words being spoken in the voice-over, both at the start and end of the commercial.
Orkin is, of course, trying to give you reasons to hire them.
The shot (used twice) in question shows two lovely, brown (colored) rats, not even as large as my Augustus, crawling around on top of an OPEN trash can full of goodies. The spoken words are, "Pests can carry disease," or at least, that's the upshot of it.
So, I saw this ad for the first time last night, and I'm talking to my TV:
"That's a bald-faced lie! This is not the truth! You can't advertise this!" (The TV had no comment at the time.)
OK, not that this is really my point, but first of all, ~anyone~ who leaves an OPEN trash can (no lid) full of "goodies" outside is bound to attract all kinds of "pests." If you're not smart enough to Put The Lid On, not only will rats and mice show up, but so will raccoons, possums, skunks, wild cats, and whomever else is roaming around that is interested in, well, a large container of "dinner."
#1. Put a lid, or better, a locking lid, on your outside trash can.
The BIG deal, though, is that they are lying! I've read a lot of books and internet articles, and had many conversations with vets, and everyone says that rats do not pass diseases on to humans!
There is ~one~ very rare disease that you can get from a rat, called "Rat Scratch Fever," but it's so rare that people don't even usually talk about it. (If you get it from a cat, it's called "cat scratch fever.") NOTHING else.
Just to make sure, I called up my vet today, to do a double-check. I told her that the rats in question were wild, not pets, and asked about diseases. She said that "rat diseases" stay in the "rat communities," and get passed from rat to rat. They do NOT carry rabies, or any of the other popular "mammal" illnesses. Everybody likes to bring up the Bubonic Plague, and blame it on the rats, but actually, again, the rats cannot transfer the Plague to humans. The plague was spread by fleas who lived on the rats, and then jumped onto the humans.
After a long discussion with my vet, who said, and I quote, "I've been in business for 21 years, and have never even heard of this kind of problem," we concluded that the worst that could possibly happen is that you might get bitten by a wild rat, and, if you didn't take care of the bite, you could get an infection. (Of course, the rat would prefer to run, and ANY bite should be checked out so it doesn't get infected.)
So...let's go back to our two brown "rat pests" crawling around in the garbage can. "Pests can spread disease."
2. WRONG. "Pests," like, say, mosquitos, can spread disease. However, RATS, which was what was being shown on the screen, can NOT spread disease to humans.
--------------------------------
Here is a worst-case scenario regarding Mr. and Mrs. "Pest Rat:"
Someone stupid leaves a garbage can full of food open, which the rats find. After awhile, they figure out that the food comes from the HOUSE - so they try to get into the house, to find more food. If they succeed in entering the house, and are in a cabinet when a human doesn't know it, the human might reach for something, and the rat might feel trapped, and bite.
That's all. That's it. The whole thing.
(Well, I suppose it could get worse...they could have babies. But this is not a problem...just trap them in a "humane" trap, and release the family out in a field, together.)
--------------------------------------
Orkin is, more or less saying, "We have to kill these things because they're dangerous."
But the truth is, they're not. Are we killing dogs, cats, and other mammals because they might bite, and our bite might get infected? This is ridiculous!
-------------------------------------
The last time I checked, it's ~illegal~ in the USA to make false claims in an ad.
I would like to sue Orkin for Slander, and Defamation of Character, but I can see where this is going; if I were a judge, I'd throw the case out, because ~only the rats being slandered~ can sue, and...I'm not one.
I DO intend to call a lot, and make a general "pest" (hee hee) of myself, but I doubt that I'll get anywhere. I'll wind up talking to people who have no power over the commercials.
So, I really don't know what to do. (If anyone else here wants to call Orkin and "bug" them along with me, I wouldn't mind.
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If what Orkin is doing is legal, then it would also be legal for me to buy commercial air-time, and tell people how much weight they can lose eating only chocolate and potato chips!
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Friends, now that I'm mad, what do I do next?