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Things rats do that nearly kill me:
1. Squeak distressingly, then sleep at an awkward angle.
2. Run between my feet.
3. Drop raisins next to the sandwich while I'm making Boyfriend's lunch.
3. Casually move charging cables with their teeth, the ones sharp enough to slice rubber like its butter.
4. Push large objects off the top shelf of their cage onto possibly sleeping ratties below.
5. Stash slimy apple under the pillow, to be discovered at night.
6. Eat half of my cornpops while I'm making said lunch.
7. Nibbling their brother's balls with said razor sharp teeth.
8. Hiding under the pillows and wriggling when I go to py my head on it.
9. Running under my butt when I'm trying to sit down.
Things rats do that are awesome:
1. Brux.
2. Give kisses.
3. Look cute.
And that's just today
not to mention my boys started marking! We all love our rats, but they're awful troublemakers. I can't seriously be the only one with brat rats! You guys should add to my lists!
1. Squeak distressingly, then sleep at an awkward angle.
2. Run between my feet.
3. Drop raisins next to the sandwich while I'm making Boyfriend's lunch.
3. Casually move charging cables with their teeth, the ones sharp enough to slice rubber like its butter.
4. Push large objects off the top shelf of their cage onto possibly sleeping ratties below.
5. Stash slimy apple under the pillow, to be discovered at night.
6. Eat half of my cornpops while I'm making said lunch.
7. Nibbling their brother's balls with said razor sharp teeth.
8. Hiding under the pillows and wriggling when I go to py my head on it.
9. Running under my butt when I'm trying to sit down.
Things rats do that are awesome:
1. Brux.
2. Give kisses.
3. Look cute.
And that's just today