1.Leaving the cage door open for a minute while you go answer the phone will only happen once.
2. When you see a box and you know it's perfect size for a rat castle.
3. You get excited whenever a toilet paper role is almost done because you can give them the tube
4. Hovering in the kitchen to make sure that no one throws away that cardboard box you can use.
5. "Rat pee on my clothes? No,
of course I'm not going to change, if I did that I'd go through 10 pairs of pants per day!"
6. shopping at the grocery store with a list that's just for your rats.
7. convincing people that the 'brown thing' on the floor is a sunflower seed and not poop
8. Going to the store to get some food and coming out with the food, treats, some cool toys, this new bedding you had been meaning to try, and a spare cage because what the heck
9. Pretending that the holes in your clothing is purposeful
10. When your remote controls all have chewed-off buttons
11. You yourself brux when you are happy
12. You can never say goodbye (at
the end and every time you leave the house)
13. Giving your rats that blanket you "never use"
14. Saving random items just to see if your rat will find a way to play with it
15. Getting excited about baskets at the dollar store
16.waking up to find your rat has chewed a hole in your fave hoodie/tshirt because you accidentally left it near the cage
17- coming to this forum so you can brag about how cute your rattos are
18-starts to talk about rats with a non rat person and says oh wait u might not understand
19: Quietly opening the door to the room your rats are in so you can see what they are doing.
20: If you type almost any letter in to your resent searches you will see almost all rat-related things.
21. Walking through a store, especially a second-hand or dollar store, and going "oh (rat name) would love that!" "I could tie that up as a climbing frame" "I could make such a cute (insert item) out of this!" "This would be perfect as (insert thing)" Etc.
22. Scanning Facebook/trading sites/rescues/breeder pages
daily for rats that you might be able squeeze into your mischief or to look at cute babies
23. You open the cage door
really quietly so you can get a picture of them sleeping in a cute pile/position
24. Having to unsubscribe from rat rescue groups because every single rattie you see you automatically want (this is true at least for me lol)
25. Finding it so hard to stop giving them cheerios and walk away after you u have fed them like 30 already as they pleadingly stare at you through the cage bars as if they were saying, "wat do u meen i cant have anover cheeewieo??"
Everything we have so far!